tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

pizzaforpresident:

what is the study of beyonce called?

beyology

beyoncology

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence